Dual class…
In my day we picked a class and we stuck to it! You kids today with your misclassination. That’s why you’re always coming back to your parents, looking for a handout! Well, not this time Mr. Fighter Slash Thief. Oh no.
The world’s going to hell in a handbasket! And it’s a Chaotic Evil hell, so don’t expect to make friends!
Also, the handbasket is cursed.