Since everyone is going to be a year older this year, I thought I’d just get this out of the way.
You are all welcome.
With that in mind, do you mind if we just have one big combined Birthday Party on your Lawn? 
Not ON the lawn.
I’d have thought you’d have learned that by now…
Well, I’m bringing my car and doing donuts. Just not ON the lawn…
… howzabout a backyard barbeque? heheh… there’s a No.8 with a pair of dirty pliers she uses to cook with… 
There. I’m done for the year.
Well - you can cross that off your list.