Emily: what is this about Spielberg and Will Smith doing a remake of Oldboy? I mean, Spielberg makes good movies, Will Smith makes good movies, but neither of them make movies that are even remotely similar to Oldboy. I can only imagine that 1) it will be a sadly watered-down version without much of the gore or the twist at the end, or 2) it will give me nightmares, because I just can’t see Will Smith…can’t say it without giving too much away, but, yeah. Does not compute.
All I can say is, if they do make an American Oldboy, they better still score the dental torture scene to Vivaldi.