Guaranteed to offend people on both sides of the pond.
http://www.playgermanyorflorida.com/
Yeah, this one’s for Galaxy Ranger.
Don’t you forget where I’m from?? 
From the first 3 I got only the second false. lol
I don’t find it that offending, more entertaining.
Ditto!
I may have moved, but that’s my state that deserves to be jackhammered off at the panhandle and set out to sea that you’re talking about.
Actually, these are too easy. Germans and Floridians, not that much alike. Except the pythons.
Gotta love Adam Corolla