The existence of armor defines many things, it seems.
“I’d never get to insult anyone.”
Great line – I don’t think I’ve been in that situation before, though. =P
“Pull your cock out & take a piss then!”
Oops!
Are you secretly an Ent? 
“See? Asking me questions is bad luck.” 
Can’t be…I talk too quickly. I tend to enjoy bacon, too.
I don’t think Theon’s triumphant return to Pyke is going as well as he thought it would.
Oh right you are
I love their interaction. Could this be a lady and high-born bastard romance?
Ooh. Squicky. :eek:
He contributes nothing but hollow bragging. She, on the other hand, has a far bigger pair. I like her.
“I’ll not have my son dressed as a whore”
Balon is not a nice man!
I meant Arya and Robert’s bastard.
“Anything with a cock is easy to fool”
OH Things just got squicky!
“Iron or gold?”
I like that. A hard philosophy, but admirable, in its way…
Whoops. Wrong exchange.
Wait–“Yara”?
The little brain overpowers the bigger easily, 'tis true.
“You’re a woman!”
“You’re the one in skirts.” 
Davos is persuasive