Gravity should be having a field day with that castle. Just saying. Ask Haley.
“Try smiling with your lips closed”…ouch.
OH! I was wondering if they’d talk about the “Salt Wives”
Ahh Theon you ARE a douche aren’t you?
What do you call the male version of a butterface? :rolleyes:
OK that was…gross!
“He’ll call me a whore!”
“I haven’t paid you.” 
Not a snowball’s chance… :rolleyes:
Really Badger? Groan
Really? You’re surprised?
No, not really
Cameron Frye, there, is one interesting little greasy pimp.
Oh, Lord Baelish. You and your creepy threats. :eek:
“That was poorly handled” may be the understatement of the episode.
Makes it easier to shove a lump of coal up his ass. 
Oh, Janos you stupid, STUPID man
“You should have stopped at ‘imp’”. Gods damnit, Tyrion is just a smooth little operator in confrontational situations. Zaphod could learn a thing or two from him. Eeek, that’s a strange literary crossover…sorry.
Bronn is at least honest
“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying its existence.”
A dwarf with two heads. There’s an image.
I wish I was as quick as he is!