Nesmith tumble-roll
My favorite part.
“Does the rolling help?” 
From IMDB:
The rock monster is a mock tribute to William Shatner, who desperately wanted to put rock monsters in the climax of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989), but had to cut them out of his script for budgetary reasons. There are a couple of references to “Star Trek” (1966) episode #1.18, “Arena”, particularly the suggestion to “build a weapon” during Jason’s encounter with the rock monster.
“Where’s your gun?”
Teehee.
[i]The design of the NTE ship is based on a Star Trek comm-badge.
The NSEA Protector’s serial number is NTE 3120. NTE is short for Not The Enterprise.[/i]
“Uh…nothing.”
Brilliant. Simply Brilliant.
“But the animal is inside-out.”
“And it exploded.”
Best delivery, ever. 
And his shirt is ripped. He is now the commander.
ETA: Correction: Shirt Off.
“Can you form some kind of rudimentary lathe?”
And here’s where it takes a turn for the serious. 
It’s actually quite touching at times. :o
Takes the film to a whole other level.
“But why?”
sob tear
Those guns look like giant hero subs.
“He doesn’t understand. Explain, as you would a child.”
Evil, dude, just evil. :mad:
Wonderful pacing after the sad. Now they bring back the fun. This really captured the chemistry of what makes Trek great.
How am I way ahead?
“I knew it. I knew it!!!”
That is priceless.
Weird. My car alarm just went off for no apparent reason. It only reacts to doors opening or trying to start the engine, not proximity or random jostling.
Now I’m all creeped out. :eek:
You’re not. I didn’t submit what I had typed immediately.
Yeah. If it was you from the future, you would have known to turn off the alarm first.