Out
for
a
walk…
bitch
Olaf anything to do with olaf, trolls are funny
[in response to being asked to fight a troll]
Spike: Yeah, I could do that, but I’m paralyzed with not caring very much.
Olaf the Troll: You there, do you know where there are babies?
Spike: [to Xander] What do you think, the hospital?
Xander: shut up
Spike making fun of Angel after he rescues a girl (rachel) (ATS really but still BTVS related)
Spike: [as Rachel] How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?
Spike: [as Angel] No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, I’m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair. Never the hair.
Spike: [as Rachel] But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
Spike: [as Angel] No, helping those in need’s my job, and workin’ up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
Spike: [as Rachel] I understand. I have a nephew who’s gay, so…
[gasps]
Spike: [as Angel] Say no more. Evil’s still afoot. And I’m almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.
Chaos demons…all slime and antlers
Buffy and spike under a love spell
Buffy: Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now do you wanna be William the Bloody or just Spike? Cuz either way it’s gonna look majorly weird.
Spike: Where as the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance.
Buffy: What wrong with Buffy?
Giles such a good question.
Spike unable to kill; buffy teasing him.
Buffy: Oh, look at my poor neck… all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away.
Giles: Oh, please.
Spike: Giles, make her stop.
Giles: If those two don’t kill each other, I might lend a hand.
I’ll come back later with more, for now must watch Buffy
Edited to add Buffy miming staking a vampire in hush and willow’s reaction
and Giles’s Slide show in hush.
