Cindy: “I feel so terrible about what happened to the Earthicans. Will they all recover Doc?”
Dr. O’hara: “While this plague [Semenarrhea] came on fast and is quite uncommon, things could be much worse. The main symptom is penile vomiting so they aren’t in mortal danger, they just won’t be in control of all there bodily functions.”
“I can’t imagine what pain these gentlemen are going through.” Gai says as he pops open a couple blood sample vials and downs them. :oops:
Dr. O’hara: “Thankfully you can’t catch this plague if you are animated.”
A heartbroken look comes over Gai’s face. 
Kakashi: “That also means we are immune to midi-chlorians. What do you think Jimmy? You seem awfully quite.”
Cindy: “Neutronidumb’s just moping because the last time we played baseball ended with us loosing the World Championship 112-0.”
Dr. O’hara: “You should have known that it is unwise to go into battle without a ninja. They are so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.”
“Thanks homie!” Kakashi and Gai said as they headed to the field for the start of the game. Kakashi had watched many videos of great pitchers and with his Sharingan, was able to copy any of their styles. He also was able to tell which pitch was best in reaction to the opponents body movements. Gai was in position behind 2nd base so he could field any hits. The only person to get a hit was the old man in the black gown. It was like he was guiding the ball himself. On the chance the ball was hit high enough Gai couldn’t catch, he defected it with a kunai back toward the field. When they were up, the old man named Vader was pitching. It also felt like his pitches were being controlled in mid air but they were happy with a stalemate until they had a plan for true vengeance.
Jimmy: “Brain Blast!”
Upon arrival they had noticed that the moon in orbit was actually a space station and Jimmy had Goddard (his robotic dog) scan it thoroughly. Jimmy finally noticed that there was a small exhaust port for the environmental control system. Jimmy had Cindy unstitched a couple balls, Goddard hallowed them out, Jimmy filled them with the blood samples of the plague ridden team, sealed them and Cindy stitched them back up. They arrived at the team dugout and told Kakashi the plan, then immediately left the stadium.
It was the seventh inning stretch so they went back to the locker room where Gai helped Kakashi release The Gate of Opening (This gate removes the restraints of the brain on the muscles so 100% of their strength can be used whereas normally, a person can only use 20%). As Kakashi walked up to the plate he uncovered the sharingan for the first time at bat, which made “The Vader” curious. Kakashi could read exactly where the ball was going to be based on Vader’s facial expressions and without looking at it…SMACK!!! Channeling his strength and chakra into the bat, the ball blasted into the sky towards the so called “Moon”. Vader threw up a hand signal and one of his team shot a laser blast at him and he deflected it with his sword of light. The shot hit the ball and with a poof of smoke it disappeared and another ball reappeared continuing on the same path. “I think this game is over! Free drinks on us, we will be at Shooter’s Bar on Lookout Ridge.” Kakashi announced to the stadium and then they were both gone in a flash. Hours later they and thousands of new friends all watched in delight as the newly infected Moon Base crashed into the stadium.
Jimmy: “I guess I don’t need a trophy to be a winner. Kanpai!” 
j/k!!!
