From Entertainment Weekly: Finale, Caprica, SyFy name change Reactions (no spoilers)

The Sci Fi Channel Upfronts: ‘BSG’ finale and playing the name game

				 						Mar 17, 2009, 12:17 PM | by Marc Bernardin
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				[IMG]http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/03/17/marymcdonnell_l.jpg[/IMG] Last night, in the New York Times building's Times Center, I saw something I'm not allowed to talk about. My not talking about it was ensured two ways -- by the embargo agreement I signed on the way in, and the "raise my right hand" oath that [i]Battlestar Galactica[/i] executive producer Ronald D. Moore made all of the press attending take: "I swear not to reveal any of the spoilers I see tonight."

So, all I can say is, I saw the Battlestar Galactica series finale…and it was indeed a finale. Stuff happened, and credits rolled. (Come back on Friday for our first – and last – BSG live blog. And on Saturday for my TV Watch wrapping it all up. And, boy, is there a lot to wrap up.) A Q&A followed, with Moore, executive producer David Eick, Edward James Olmos, and Mary McDonnell, most of which also falls under the “goodies I can’t talk about” category…except for the fact that McDonnell is hawt. Not exactly a spoiler, so I feel I’m in the clear.
The other thing of note at the Sci Fi Channel’s dog-and-pony show was the name change. From “Sci Fi” to “SyFy”. Sci Fi Channel president Dave Howe walked through the reasoning behind it, all of which makes a kind of sense: that sci-fi is a genre and, as such, it’s hard to make unique as a brand. It’d be like naming your sports network “Sports” instead of “ESPN.” One can’t forge a destiny without being beholden to all the baggage that comes with the name. I get all that. But if you’re gonna change the name, then CHANGE THE GODSDAMNED NAME. Don’t half-ass it. Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid. (I’d have liked The Mansquito Network, but I’m in the vast minority.)
Moving on. The rest of the night went off without a hitch: saw some footage from Caprica – the pilot of which’ll be on DVD in April, nine months before the network premiere – and Warehouse 13, the X-Files-y show Buffy and BSG alum Jane Espenson created about two FBI agents tasked to monitor the installation where the government keeps all the wacky paranormal crap they’ve collected over the years. Gawked at the assembled hotness of Sci Fi’s stars: Caprica’s Esai Morales, Stargate Universe’s Robert Carlyle, and the Eureka trio of Salli Richardson-Whitfield, Colin Ferguson, and Joe Morton.
Had a couple of drinks, told Morton I’ve got his back, shook hands with Admiral Adama, exchanged furtive glances with McDonnell from afar, and then got stuck on a New Jersey Transit train for three hours. Geekery, thou art a harsh mistress. You give, and then you take.

My first thought is “don’t read anything about BSG till AFTER Friday —ahhhhh!” While this reporter may be honourable, there will be at least one who breaks the rules and the whole thing will go viral. :eek:

I will read all about it on Saturday.

That’s why I read it for you and assured that there are no spoilers. I’ve never steered anyone here at GWC wrong before.

:frowning: I wish Friday were here already. I’m not sure I have the will power to stay away from spoilers. I may have unplug my computer and hide it somewhere until then.

SyFy = more horror movies. Just great.

Take (environment) add (type of creature) and you’ve got an awesome SyFy movie.

Snow Spiders! Mountain Barracudas! Space Kittens!

SyFy looks like a made-up chemical compound. I bet it tastes terrible, too.

Oh gods, you probably just started yet another forum game…

Lint Trap Leeches!

Terrifying space monkeys?

Bathroom Cuttlefish!

Space kitten would be cool so they will go in another direction.

Why did they change it to “Siffy”?

(joke)

Trouser Snake!

And right into the gutter.

Sweater Puppies!

Yeah I can’t wait for more awesome-ness such as their SCI-FI (or SYFI) “Originals” like, “Sea Beast” or “Snakehead Terror.” Really, does anybody actually watch that chit???:confused:

That’s the second such report I’ve read. No one says whether or not the last two hours of the finale are good or not, though. Would that be a spoiler?

And “SyFy?” Really? (I liked one critic’s suggestion that the network should simply be renamed “Manskito.”)

Most importantly, where’ve you been, Keara?

Originally Posted by Jarathen
Take (environment) add (type of creature) and you’ve got an awesome SyFy movie.

Snow Spiders! Mountain Barracudas! Space Kittens!

Oh gods, you probably just started yet another forum game…

Lint Trap Leeches!

Barbecue Pit Gnats?

Fishnet Iguanas? (OOOH: Fishnet Iguanas from Beyond the Moon!)

(Is a fishnet a location/environment?)

Satwater Taffy? :wink:

Prisoners on the Satellite of Love.

Oh, I didn’t mean you would steer me wrong, just that there are people out there who actually KNOW the truth, have SEEN the episode and now I can’t just browse the net freely. Thanks for the heads up on the screening. I will have to take care what I read while surfing

Big McLargehuge!

Rowsdower!

Good lord, I’ve only heard of this Warehouse 13 once or twice, but I think we’ve been here before. Sounds like X-Files meets Sanctuary. I know I should give it the benefit of a doubt, but is it so hard to something new? Virtuality and Caprica sound promising at least.

You’re reading my mind Armando. I too noticed that and I am wondering what we might infer.