Frakking is not what you think it is...

Well, not frakking, but fraccing actually. My wife is in a manufacturing organization, and they have members give presentations. Well, last night it was an oil and gas exploration firm. Fraccing is hydraulic fracturing of a seam to extract gas, oil, whatever. So here’s some exact quotes from last night (she was twittering them live, so she almost couldn’t keep herself from laughing).

“There are, like, 3 of these and we are Fraccing them all at once…”

“This is the Frac van - That’s where all the magic happens…”

“Here you go, another Frac job, up close and personal…”

“We frac these things with a lot of water…”

“What are Frac fluids? One is a lubricant to make sure the Fraccing equipment glides smoothly…”

“The wells have to be perforated before we can Frac them…”

classic…

http://www.fractech.net/

Hahahahah…sign me up for that van! :smiley:

That’s priceless, although I have to wonder if those guys don’t know the BSG term, and just claim innocence.

Well, well, well… LOL!

“The wells have to perforated before we can Frac them…”

Well that’s nothing new…

like that in months!

“frac job” muahahahaha

Hilarious… I have a friend who raises donkeys on her ranch in Central CA… we make jokes about her “ass” all the time… never gets old, for some reason.

:smiley: That is pretty frakking awesome.