Why, so you can pretend you are interested? You know you have a sick desperation in your laugh.
It’s funny because it is true.
We have the exact same briefcase! What a coincidence!
“You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.” 
I say that. No one ever gets it. Le sigh.
I honestly don’t think I can ever get on a plane without thinking of this movie.
Aren’t Apes like over 97% the same DNA? Still doable. 
She liked a human. The Apes thot she was crazy…or at least a freak.
I can’t help but think every time I shuffle past someone whether to give them the arss or the crotch.
“A dildo. Not your dildo.”
So… what IS the proper etiquette when passing someone seated in an airplane? You give them the crotch or the ass?
I don’t own your dildo.
Ass. Every time.
I love how Tyler is just stuffing his face on the other end of the line.
We are sheeple. 
Every time I see this film, I want to fight. Glad I didn’t see this in the theatre.
Note to self: don’t accompany Uchi to the zoo. :eek:
True. Although I suppose that’s a matter of perspective.
That is a constant struggle.
Isn’t duvet just the cover for comforter, not the comforter itself?
Greatest line ever. “The things you own end up owning you.”
The little girl crying in the theatre makes me laugh every time.
I’m sick.
I always get an aisle seat, just for that reason. Who needs that kind of pressure?
Is it better to rent?
Don’t watch, I can’t go when you watch. 
It’s true… the nesting instinct is a very weird thing. It’s directly in contradiction with basic male instinct.