I’ll let the pictures do the talking.
Gods bless them, every one!
"There is a bit of work involved but it pays off; guys love boob armor. "
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!
Boy, and that armor looks like it provides all the necessary protection you’d need in any futuristic battle! :rolleyes:
“Oh. My. God. Becky. Look. At. Her. Boobs.”
“They. Are. So. White. And. Outhere. And. Non-nipply.
Even. Batman. Had. Nipples.”
Is that a Palpatine approved belly ring? I certainly hope so or she’s out of uniform…
gaf
Once again, Pike and I are on the same page. I had this quote ready to go and noticed at the last minute that he beat me to the punch.
Now, is it me…or did you guys think the guy in those photos was the dad? All the sudden the whole thing took a creepy turn.
Actually, from what I hear the Stormtrooper bunch is really a tight-knit group of pretty nice people.
My favorite, though: http://www.sithvixen.com/events/Celebration3/index.html
The picture of three guys together in Vader costumes is awesome. It’s like Jimmy Buffett’s story about waking up hung over on the tour bus, then wandering out to see freakin’ Elvis. The five more. Then a black Elvis and a female Elvis. Right before completely flipping out he remember he was in Vegas – and there was an Elvis impersonator convention at the hotel.
“Some modifications in my case were required, including cutting the codpiece, warming up the armor in the oven”
I have this image of some Beverly Cleaver housewife in the kitchen. “DING!” “Oh, Joy, I hope my codpiece is done!”
right you are audra, studies show that in most co-ed futuristic space battles, females are 95% more likley to get shot in the boob by a ray gun.
now if han solo had met this stormtrooper:
“Uh, we had a slight pants malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?”
This is true! Though I feel quite certian that it would work for them. I for one would be the dead 30 seconds into the battle were Femtroopers on the scene. Here’s what would happen…
I would totally stop shooting in the middle of the gunfight to check and see if what I’m actaully looking at (midrifts and boob armor) was happening for real. Then, the well trained Femtrooper would blast me a new hole in my head.
Insidious and Effective - DAMN YOU EMPIRE!!!
Besides, everyone knows that Femtroopers only date Bounty Hunters anyway 
Of course it does! I mean, come on…what are the odds someone will actually shoot at the lower half of your torso?
but everyone knows anyone trained by the empire can’t shoot worth a damn, unless in all the movies it was just too much testosterone that caused the stormtroopers to be such lousy shots.
(on second thought, yep, i could totally see femtroopers being better marksmen/markswomen than their male counterparts)
the Force is strong with her - SCHWING!!!