Mal: he’s the captain and has tight pants, I’ve always wondered why they call him captain tight pants guess we’ll never know
Zoë: hotness personified good with a gun, or you know to fight a war with corpsified or not just awesome.
Inara: she does the only honest work on the ship and she pretty, i’ll be in my bunk pretty:o
Jayne: the hero of canton, owner of Vera and did I mention the cunning hat.
Kaylee: probably the most well adjusted person in the world, and hey remember the cake dress
Simon: genius devoted, honorable, genius doctor, and less we forget he got Kaylee
River: crazy super powered teenaged killing machine that can kill you with her brain, what’s not to love
Shepard Book: peaceful thoughtful man that can completely kick ass should the situation require it. and it often does
Other: you know bagger, Saffron, early; third whore from the right in heart of gold? or whatever