Farscape Experiment

Television, Movies Games and Books Other Science Fiction
#1

So yeah I decided on Farscape steeling my sleep cause i figure by the end of it i’ll have my very own Harvey in a bunny suit pestering me about wormhole weapons with margarita shooters

So I don’t really have a full on plan yet… so if you have any episodes, you want me to do let me know here before 6:00pm pacific Aug 26

for sures i’m gonna cover

Look at the princess 1 through 3
Liars guns and money 1 through 3
crackers don’t matter
chriton kicks
Were so screwed 1 through 3
bad timing
peacekeeper wars

and who knows what else

should be a good excuse the word frell 50 to a hundred times…

#2

I always liked season one episode “Jerimiah Chrchton”. It reminded me a bit of the Firefly episode “Jaynestown”, with Rigel being worshiped and adored, just like Jayne.

#3

I’ll do the obligatory link to my Farscape page that I plan to really sorta get back to finishing someday…

http://www.14kofginafpd.com/items.php?id=7

#4

So the scotch tonight is non existant cause i don’t feel like drinking and still not with the cigs cause they cause cancer and kill us. but god are they awesome. but i do have giant plate of french fries and a slightly daunting looking burger. so Consumpution might still kill me tonight

so with little further delay i present the basic story of Farscape. Dude goes on test flight, he’s like this is totally awesome, but than he’s like oh good golly miss molly; look at the size of that worm hole. after the prerequisite IYKWIM and TWSS were told to him by mission control they started to try to save him but he was already gone, damning them all to hell as he left… and they were like dude was he serious

now he’s god knows where people pretty much want to dissect his brain or put a bullet in it for the secrect of the wormholes… IYKWIM dammit thats how lost the the last astronuaght, concentrate boomer. He’s got some cool shipmates, smokin hot shipmates. possibly frog related shipmates… and living ship that can basically only ever run away.

so to begin the pilot

#5

Oh there’s an experiment involving a space slingshot. and the coyote shakes his head, saying dude i’ve been there this never works

#6

where did earth go… well no worries its not like he’s going to be hunted down, by; yes i’m sorry but the continuing sp- mixed with words will continue, So present the peackeepers or Space Nazis, or of corse Spazis

translator microbes be time saving devise ever

#7

dargo kicks serious butt and zahn’s is the nicest shade of blue

#8

So your a crazy man with an aircraft carrier… crichton Clearly had the right of way

#9

why does Dargo’s tongue put people to sleep… cause well i don’t know it just does…

#10

Crichton meets aeryn for the first time… its love at first sight, and than she beats the crap out of him. the first of many times; but your first time is always special

#11

I somehow think that Zahn would be able to kill everyone of them while they slept, or you know right in front of them. with them armed and her not.

#12

Ah the farting helium… nothing wrong with potty humor. just think how the world would be changed if we all farted helium

#13

Go with the hot girl Crichton, shes all kick ass and wears alot of leather

#14

you don’t do that to my boy dargo Crais you are so gonna get it

#15

I do love when Crichton tries to save aeryn by saying they weren’t around each other to long

and crichtons epic I’ll fill you little bolts of yellow light… and the even more epic you can be more.

#16

will say how moya uses the planets gravity ans slingshots away… firefly’s crazy ivan… seeing some simularities

#17

naked Zan… good god…

choose the hot girl she kicks ass and wears lots of leather, your life may be short but it will be pleasant

Will say the bedrock of crichton’s character is his relationship with his father… and the entire message in a bottle metaphor is a great one

there life out here; psychotic life…

you know those rattlers in the stomach we talked about I have them now…

#18

and on to onto Nerve pt1

Aeryn; Hurt about to die; crichton well put on the big damn hero music cause a horrible plan is about to be tried.

#19

We have Chiana the super sexy, grey skinned alien that likes to have sex a lot… someone tell me why this series was cancelled; and now the Spazis had better watch the hell out she brings mischief thievery and quite possibly a great assortment of sperpies.

#20

Is it odd that Simply speaking with an accent seems to fool the the spazis every single time.