Yeah, yeah. So I didn’t shave today. What’s it to ya? 
At least not your face, that is…
Shhhhh!! Beave, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told a thousand times: What I Private Message you is supposed to be PRIVATE! :eek:
Ah come on, live a little!
Besides, we’ve already brought up the topic of sorry barb waxing in another thread, so what’s to fear?
Oh crap! You mean all this time Private Messaging is actually Privates Messaging (intended for sharing messages about one’s privates)?
Wow, that explains a lot of the strange PMs I’ve been getting, IYKWIM! :eek:
Wow, what did I miss while I was in Jersey??
I don’t think that’s funny.
I really was in Jersey!
I know there are perfectly nice parts of Jersey, but I’ve only been in Newark and Hasbrouk Heights. Neither of them were funny.
Princeton wasn’t funny at all. Way to intellectual and occupied to be funny. It was kind of beautiful, though.
I want to be in the villain group with the superpower of being able to unbalance people’s checkbooks as I walk by them. Not good enough to get me into the Evil League of Evil, but it will be good enough for me (i got the laugh down good enough though).
I’m impervious to that power because I have never physically balanced the checkbook. I just go online every day to track the account.
I think that I would be a Jekyll/Hyde type. My villainous alter-ego would be like Pizazz from The Misfits (from the old cartoon Jem) in that my superpower would be to cause mischief to occur everywhere that I go and I would wear outrageous outfits and rock so hard all night long. All the while, my meek, glasses-wearing 9-5 persona would work tirelessly as a nonprofiteer just trying to make the world a better place (but never giving in to the urge to let her hair down).
Not as impervious as you might think. Mwhahahahahahaha
In your case, when you would go to log on to check your account, if you were in the negatives it would show you as having a few hundred left, and if you were above 0, you would read in the negatives. No one is safe from my not-so-deadly-yet-annoying superpower.
(Of course your jeckyle alter ego would probably just smash a guitar over my head, and that would be that)
And who would have the last laugh then, my friend??
I would. I always do.
WOW creating avatars is loads of fun…the first I made wasn’t me…so I had another go and here is lab me (I am in my lab coat):-
Hot! There’s some IYKWIM comments that I just have to bite my tongue not to make.
Welcome aboard Clare.
Play nice with the new members. (Don’t. Just don’t.)
I was thinking ‘actually I’ve been a member of the forum for a little while now’ but then saw how many posts you have made…
3000 vs. 20 hmmm
Well, actually, Clare’s and my paths had already crossed on this forum.
(And why can’t I? Please!?!)