Ewok Society: Academic analysis from McSweeney's

YUB JUB MEANS “DEVOUR THE WEAK”:
AN AUTHORITATIVE STUDY OF EWOKS, FROM THE FIELD NOTES OF DAVI ATTEN-BORU AND PLADDO CARDIGAN, EXO-NATURALISTS.

BY DANIEL MCARDLE

http://mcsweeneys.net/2009/6/2mcardle.html

yes but I think we all know how it turned out for the Ewoks in the end! http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951d8bc25a011d9d1f0c7300f7

And, I am ashamed to take responsibility for this, much darker, Ewok end::eek:

http://forum.galacticwatercooler.com/showpost.php?p=78166&postcount=6

had that for Memorial Day Weekend, that was some good eatin’!

Me too.
And I made myself a pair of nice socks out of the fur shavings.
Very comfy!