I poked a badger with a spoon!
It is I, Jeff the god of Biscuits, I have returned from my meeting with the President of Burundi (and Michel).
and here I thot it was homage to Firefly and the Matrix
āHeard itā
DBT!!! youāre just in time for tea and cake
or death
Cake or Death !!?
Iām sorry, but youāre out of cake. Youāve only had so much, and you didnāt expect thereād be such a rush. My choices are āor deathā.
Really? Iāve always tried to be an original sinner.
Try the chicken.
When we all actually meet at a meet up at some point, we are all taking a group photo with everyone doing the big arm thing. Weād look like a squadron of spitfires for fuckās sake. Itāll be fantabulous.
Sad thing is, every time I have to sing the national anthem, I keep singing āā¦ and the fish in the skyā¦ and the big monkey pieā¦ā
Great idea. Do we need to do it in drag, too?
āKeep confirming and denying things.ā <- This advice actually works, Iāve tried.
he is so rightāmy chiropractor is a total sadist
āPlease, make the noise, I live for the noise!ā
Ah, now comes Dr. Guther Heimlich and his gesture.
That is the best explanation of Heimlich maneuver Iāve ever heard:
- A fist
- A hand
- Hoocha, hoocha, hoocha
- Lobster!
Well, I think thatās gonna be it for me. I love this one, but Iām barely keeping my eyes open. Have a good time. Good night, all.
Good night!
thanks for coming Mr Poke-a-Badger-with-a-Spoon