Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill Frak Party 11/19 @ 11 PM ET

I poked a badger with a spoon! :smiley:

It is I, Jeff the god of Biscuits, I have returned from my meeting with the President of Burundi (and Michel).

and here I thot it was homage to Firefly and the Matrix

ā€œHeard itā€

DBT!!! you’re just in time for tea and cake

or death

Cake or Death !!?

I’m sorry, but you’re out of cake. You’ve only had so much, and you didn’t expect there’d be such a rush. My choices are ā€œor deathā€.

Really? I’ve always tried to be an original sinner. :slight_smile:

Try the chicken. :slight_smile:

When we all actually meet at a meet up at some point, we are all taking a group photo with everyone doing the big arm thing. We’d look like a squadron of spitfires for fuck’s sake. It’ll be fantabulous.

Sad thing is, every time I have to sing the national anthem, I keep singing ā€œā€¦ and the fish in the sky… and the big monkey pieā€¦ā€

Great idea. Do we need to do it in drag, too?

ā€œKeep confirming and denying things.ā€ <- This advice actually works, I’ve tried.

he is so right–my chiropractor is a total sadist

ā€œPlease, make the noise, I live for the noise!ā€

Ah, now comes Dr. Guther Heimlich and his gesture.

That is the best explanation of Heimlich maneuver I’ve ever heard:

  1. A fist
  2. A hand
  3. Hoocha, hoocha, hoocha
  4. Lobster!

Well, I think that’s gonna be it for me. I love this one, but I’m barely keeping my eyes open. Have a good time. Good night, all. :slight_smile:

Good night!

thanks for coming Mr Poke-a-Badger-with-a-Spoon