Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill Frak Party 11/19 @ 11 PM ET

I poked a badger with a spoon! :smiley:

It is I, Jeff the god of Biscuits, I have returned from my meeting with the President of Burundi (and Michel).

and here I thot it was homage to Firefly and the Matrix

ā€œHeard itā€

DBT!!! youā€™re just in time for tea and cake

or death

Cake or Death !!?

Iā€™m sorry, but youā€™re out of cake. Youā€™ve only had so much, and you didnā€™t expect thereā€™d be such a rush. My choices are ā€œor deathā€.

Really? Iā€™ve always tried to be an original sinner. :slight_smile:

Try the chicken. :slight_smile:

When we all actually meet at a meet up at some point, we are all taking a group photo with everyone doing the big arm thing. Weā€™d look like a squadron of spitfires for fuckā€™s sake. Itā€™ll be fantabulous.

Sad thing is, every time I have to sing the national anthem, I keep singing ā€œā€¦ and the fish in the skyā€¦ and the big monkey pieā€¦ā€

Great idea. Do we need to do it in drag, too?

ā€œKeep confirming and denying things.ā€ <- This advice actually works, Iā€™ve tried.

he is so rightā€“my chiropractor is a total sadist

ā€œPlease, make the noise, I live for the noise!ā€

Ah, now comes Dr. Guther Heimlich and his gesture.

That is the best explanation of Heimlich maneuver Iā€™ve ever heard:

  1. A fist
  2. A hand
  3. Hoocha, hoocha, hoocha
  4. Lobster!

Well, I think thatā€™s gonna be it for me. I love this one, but Iā€™m barely keeping my eyes open. Have a good time. Good night, all. :slight_smile:

Good night!

thanks for coming Mr Poke-a-Badger-with-a-Spoon