Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill Frak Party 11/19 @ 11 PM ET

LOL double trouble

slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard—there’s a simile with panache

Don’t make me hungry now, there’s too much Halloween candy within 50 feet of me.

I’m way ahead. Let me know when you get to “the cunning use of flags”.

I brought mine to work and left it there. It lasted an afternoon. :stuck_out_tongue:

when cousins marry, you get frumpy queens

I’ll have to embroider that on a pillow

Oooooh, the French. I have a French last name and I’m very conflicted.:slight_smile:

already passed that bit. 26 million russian soldiers

kids with beards = country’s okay?

I’m there. “Ooh, it’s a bit cold…!” :smiley:

strategic sheep purposes! someone tell Nickname Boomer

The Amish are very peaceful, so he might have something there.

“I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.”

Words to live by. :smiley:

strawhenge—rofl!!

I think we ought to have gods of biscuits and hairdos

connery as henry viii–priceless

You don’t worship Jeff and Simon? Heathen!

I’d probably be much more involved in religion if there really was a Church of the Psychotic Bastard. :slight_smile:

“God, who is James Mason.”

Jeezy Creezy :smiley:

I say that all the time. It rarely gets any recognition, though. :frowning: