Hrmm, this is really a tough one.
Patrick Bateman has real flair. Chainsaws, pneumatic nail guns and such…you don’t see that kind of hardware with your average serial killer. Plus, he shares Chuck’s passion for Huey Lewis (suddenly, I have a mental image of Chuck wearing a plastic poncho and wielding an ax while rambling about the unappreciated genius of Hip to Be Square).
Dexter Morgan, on the other hand, has a much more calculating nature and classic sensibility. He’d turn down power tools any day of the week in favor of the proper tools: tranquilizers, plastic wrap, and a solid knife.
In the end, though, I’m going to have to go with Dex. I mean, seriously, he spends his spare time cruising into a boat named “Slice of Life.” You just can’t top that pitch black humor.