Describe how Worf appears in TNG movies

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#1

Lovingly stolen from the 'cast 163 thread we note that with each TNG movie they come up with an elaborate way of getting Worf back on the Enterprise and over time simply give up on explaining it. With that thot let’s collect our obvious, elaborate and ridiculous ways you would solve the problem:

“How do we get Worf back on the Enterprise for the TNG movies?”

I’ll throw down the first one:

Worf: Captain, permission to come on board.

Picard: Granted. What brings you here in the middle of a war Worf?

Worf: I had a hankering for Guinan’s strawberry milkshake so I borrowed the Defiant and crossed multiple quadrants to get here.

Picard: Excellent. By the way my head of security spontaenously combusted five minutes ago. Can you stick around after you finish your milkshake?

Worf: Sure. No one will miss me on DS9

#2

Worf: Permission to come aboard.

Picard: Granted. What brings you here this time?

Worf: We’re out of sugar. Could you spare a cup?

Picard: What do Klingons need sugar for?

Worf: We don’t talk about that.

#3

Worf: Have anyone seen my scrunchie?

#4

Worf: Captain, permission to come on board.

Picard: Granted. What brings you here in the middle of a war Worf?

Worf: I’m a Klingon in Love. And I’ve traveled across the galaxy to get my woman back. Where is Deanna? Please have her bathed and brought to my guest quarters.

Picard: Ah…Well… (coughs) …(shuffles feet)…Ahem…Umm… About that…

#5

Picard: “I am wondering, why are you here?”

Worf: “I’m looking for someone.”

Picard: “Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?”

Worf: “Right…”

Picard: “Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.”

Worf: “I don’t think so. I’m looking for a great warrior.”

Picard: “Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head] Wars not make one great!”

#6

Worf: I knew you would say that. Anyhoo, where’s Kirk?

#7

Worf: Captain, permission to come on board.

Picard: Granted. Why are you here?

Worf:: Why are you wearing that tight-fitting black PVC outfit and dark glasses?

Picard:: I know why you’re here, Worf. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You’re looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn’t really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, Worf. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

Worf:: What is the Matrix?

Picard:: The answer is out there, Worf, and it’s looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

#8

Picard: Mr. Worf! What the Hell are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be on Deep Space Nine?

Worf: I work here. What the Hell is Deep Space Nine?

Picard: Oh, right, nevermind.

#9

Picard: Mr. Worf! What the hell are you doing here?

Worf: (confused) you didn’t call?

Picard: noooooo

Riker: (snickering) Got him AGAIN! What a doofus!

#10

Bwahahahahahahahah!

#11

To me he appears as a tall brooding Klingon with a long ponytail. In Generations he appears in his typical gold/green uniform, but later he appears in the newer ones like very one else…

#12

Worf: Captain, permission to come on board.

Picard: Granted. What brings you here in the middle of a war Worf wearing those white robes and riding that white horse?

Worf: Worf? Yes… that was what they used to call me. Worf the Gray. That was my name.

Picard: Worf!!!

Worf: I am Worf the White. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide

#13

Picard: What is your name

Worf: I am Worf, son of Molgh

Picard: What is your quest?

Worf: To seek the Holy Grail

Picard: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Worf: (Considers) What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Picard: I don;t know…AAAUUUUGGHHHH

#14

Picard: Worf! What the hell are oyu doing here?

Worf: I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his money,

Picard: It’s too late. You should have paid him at the first chance you had. Now Jabba’s put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I’m lucky I found you first.

Worf: Yes, but this time I’ve got the money.

Picard: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.

Worf: I don’t have it with me. Tell Jabba…

Picard: Jabba’s through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

Worf: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

Picard: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.

Worf: Over my dead body!

Picard: [he doesn’t notice Han going for his gun] That’s the idea… I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.

Worf: Yes, I’ll bet you have. (Worf takes his Bat’leth and decapitates Picard FIRST!)

#15

a day before nemisis:

Worf: Permission to come aboard.

Picard: What brings you here Commander?

Worf: Huh , You mean Ambasador. You know I’m the Federation Amabasador to the Klingon Empire, that my adopted Kinsman now Rules. I am potentialy the most important Federation Citizen/official/ former Starfleet officer in the Aplpha Quadrant!. But BTW, I am here to attend the wedding of Deana and Commander Riker.

Picard: Huh… yeah, right. No way your outranking me you dirty savage! Get your upity ass into those quarrters and change into a starfleet uniform. I don’t want to see ANY ambasador looking cloths or talk while you’re here. This is no free ride taxi service. You’ll have duty why your on this ship. And furthermore, If I tell you that you’ll be going to betazed and getting naked for a wedding, you’ll do it. I don’t want to hear any lip. Now get up to the bridge and assume the Tactical position. COMMANDER.

#16

Worf: Knock Knock

Picard: Who’s there?

pause

Worf: Worf

Picard: Worf who?

longer pause

Worf: Worf, son of Molgh!

Picard: sigh Klingons…

#17

Describe how Worf appears in TNG movies:

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#18

LOL! I was racking my brain last night trying to remember if Worf was even IN the Star Trek: Nemesis movie at all. Thanks for the reminder.

#19

yep. He was. and demoted back to Enterprise bridge officer apparantly.

#20

Picard: sputtering with rage Is that a Klingon BALDRIC!? On your UNIFORM!?