Cylons 1, Humans 0

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#1

I came across this post at another forum:
I it has some good points:

It is not my writing: the credit goes to
fishintechnician: his link post is:

http://forums.scifi.com/index.php?showtopic=2328763&st=0&gopid=6182999&#entry6182999

He states the following:
[i]THe Cylons got their happy endings:

The humans did not. I’m talking core characters here.

Baltar (traitor, wimp, weasel) & Caprica Six (genocidal murderer, baby killer, torturer) = live happily ever after. Forever. Even 150,000 years later.

Elle & Tigh (Cylons who created the Cylons who killed billions of people) = live happily ever after. Together.

Athena (Cylon) & Helo (temporary traitor in the name of the “right thing”) = happily ever after + baby too.

Tyrol (Cylon, well, he got frakked over by both humans and cylons) = alive, but probably not happy.

Leoben (Cylon, always high on something) = happy, happy, happy

Adama = loveless & alone abandoned his ‘family’ is lounging on a rock somewhere in an imaginary cabin by a lake

Roslin = dead, though happily (it did take a real long time for her to die though)

Lee = sad and sappy on a meadow because the poor ba*stard’s wife (Dee, cuz she was like done) killed herself at the same his true love (Kara was burning her own body) who then at the end of her ‘good’ journey POOFED away cuz she was a zombie god representative all along.

Kara = sad and poofy for being a complete frak-up while being completely frakked in life, love and destiny, decided that being frakked physically, emotionally and spiritually leads one to a ‘good’ journey and frakking POOFED away leaving her true love loveless the meadow promising to unforget her while he climbs mountain and swim the seas.

Yeah the cylons won.[/i]

Some good points…humans lost Cylons won…
of course we are all intermingled but it is an amusing analysis.

Thanks for readng

#2

And Hera’s not going to live very long. Clearly her’s is the skeleton of the “young woman” ME. A pretty good sign that life for all of them, Cylons included, is going to be harsh.

#3

Humanity made it though. They propogated and made many more, many of which probably have some cylon dna in them as Hera did. I’m sure doc Cottle became an industrious tobacco farmer.

#4

when you think of it that way, ya we got frakked. but. like 39,sumthin thousand came to earth. hhahaha i love sayin earth not erf. but i mean. take away the economy and wars, humans won! its 2009 and we were already predicted by nostradomus to be ina huge nuke-war right now. so i say were dooin pretty good.

#5

Well said, and gods I hope you’re right about Doc.

#6

Agreed on that end

I guess you could say 39,000 to about 8
Funny stuff

#7

Cottle becomes a tobacco farmer while Saul and Ellen go on to introduce the fine art of distilling to the locals.

#8

Yeah I liked the ending but not the fact they having nothing left. Life will be harsh, and what happens if you get sick… the doc that too important to lose will now be unable to help almost any of the people in the fleet now that are scattered all over Earth.