The Tomb of Athena! They’re on Kobol!
Where’s the Arrow of Apollo when you need it?
Is Crom the lost 13th tribe on Erf?
Grace and Henry Jones seem to have a similar dislike…
Frak that, where is Starbuck when you need her?
GWC is great, it’s like MST3K over teh internetz!!11one11!! Who knew you could have this much fun with a laptop and an old movie!?!?
CONAN LIFT!!!
No wonder they all perished! Too much drinking while training with lethal instruments of death.
So virginity allows you to walk through magic fire. Cool. I always wondered what it was good for.
It’s also good for making you taste better to vampires. 
- There is NEVER too much drinking. B) Rubber Axes, swords, and styrofoam hammers are not entirely “intruments of death.” III) Everyone perishes =)
“We come in peace.”
That’s why there are so many of us. And why we’re so heavily armed. 
You have to have the mark on your ample breast, too, though.
lol
worst humor of the night:
And surrounding you.
And now we are fighting you. In peace.
sweet baby jeezuz, how much do think that weapon Wilt is swinging weights? Thirty, forty pounds? More?
IYKWIM
At least they are agreed to disagree.
Conan and Bombatter lifted that door by themselves, and yet all those warriors couldn’t manage it.
Still, I love the wizard’s wristbands.
Wizards at work in this world seem to sound like people having intense gastrointestinal distress.
I’m not touching that.
IYKWIM