Charlie Sheen RPG

No, … LOL…this isn’t really a Charlie Sheen RPG

Pinnacle which is the game company that does that game Deadlands…remember Chuck and Audra’s friend Abigail who introduced Audra to table top D&D and also mentioned the Deadlands RPG?

Anyway, as an April fools joke, the Pinnacle web site posted these special character “Edges” that are Charlie Sheen oriented. :smiley:

From the website:

10 New Edges with Sheen

Take your games where they’ve never been before with these ten new Edges, and be sure to enjoy your April Fool’s Day!

Tiger Blood
Requirements: Novice

Your character either naturally has tiger blood in his veins or is able to absorb it through consumption (drinking it). You gain a +2 bonus to Vigor rolls to resist poisons and drugs.

Adonis DNA
Requirements: Novice, Tiger Blood

Your genetic structure has strands from the gods and attracts the rare people attuned to sense it. You gain a +4 bonus to Charisma when dealing with characters that have the Hindrance Quirk (“Adult” actor).

Fire-breathing Fists
Requirements: Seasoned, Tiger Blood, Fighting d6

You can shoot fire from your fists. To use this ability, use Fighting for an attack roll and place a Cone Template in front of your character. Every character touching the template must make an Agility roll opposing the Fighting result or takes 2d10 damage (and potentially catch on fire). After using this ability, roll Vigor and suffer a level of Fatigue on a failure. You may shoot fire from both hands using the standard multiple action and offhand penalties, but you must roll separately to avoid the Fatigue effect.

10,000 Year Old Brain
Requirements: Novice, Smarts d10+

Your character is capable of acts of will by using pure intellect to overcome them. When spending a benny to reroll a Spirit roll, you may choose to use your Smarts die type instead.

High Priest
Requirements: Seasoned, Spirit d8+

Your character has been inducted as a high priest and gains +2 Charisma with members of his religion.

Vatican Assassin
Requirements: Veteran, High Priest

Your character has been promoted to official Vatican Assassin. You gain the right to kill anyone on the Vatican hit list, and a +2 bonus to Intimidation against those on the list or who are in danger of being put on it.

Warlock
Requirements: Heroic, Vatican Assassin, Smarts d8+

You have been taught the secret magic of the hidden hierarchy of the Vatican Assassins. You gain one power you can activate with a Smarts roll, and you have Power Points equal to twice your Spirit die type. Regardless of any listed range, the power has a range of Touch and requires using one hand to activate as the magic is at the fingertips.

Feast on Troll Bones
Requirements: Novice, Tiger Blood, Vigor d8+

You have learned to absorb the strength of trolls by consuming their bones. Any time you eat troll bones equal to twice your Vigor die type in pounds, you may make a Natural Healing roll.

Rock Star from Mars
Requirements: Novice, Filthy Rich

Your character has a nearly indefatigable sense of self. Opponents no longer gain a +2 bonus to affect you for a successful Test of Will, though you can still be Shaken on a raise.

Duh, Winning!
Requirements: Legendary, Tiger Blood, Adonis DNA, Fire-breathing Fists, 10,000 Year Old Brain, High Priest, Vatican Assassin, Warlock, Feast on Troll Bones, Rock Star from Mars

You may spend a benny immediately after any roll by the GM to make it a critical failure, or you may spend a benny before any roll you would make to automatically succeed as if you rolled a raise. However, following either of these uses, the next roll you make is unavoidably considered to be a critical failure. To use this ability, you must say “Duh, Winning!” when turning in your benny.

Huh. I’m not familiar with Deadlands, but it looks like those would actually be playable.

Indeed it would. It’s really the Savage Worlds gaming system (think GURPS but better organized and straightforward).

Deadlands: Reloaded is a setting for the Savage Worlds gaming system. --but there’s all kinds of other settings for fantasy genre, pirate genre, etc. etc.

That said, Savage World’s was created by the guy who created the original Deadlands Classic RPG and SW is based on (improved upon) those DL rules.

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I see Goddess awsn’t mentioned…unless I am missing something.

Goddess
Requirements - Boobs, daddy issues, borderline nymphomania, extreme extrovert

You are visible in the background almost constantly. The rumors about you only increase your power level. However, you cannot leave the side of any player “Vatican Assassin” level or higher until you have drained them of power, money and boldily fluids to the point of death (see: Succubus)

Bwa ha ha! Coffee spewed on that on. Couldn’t stop laughing.
Awesome.