“Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.”
Helo: muttering to himself I’ve got the best poker face in this group.
Kara: Is that Racetrack’s butt? Helo, move that lolly!
The Chief: This eye is really starting to freak me out and feel funny.
Cali: Do you smell Cylon too?
The Chief: Uhh… NO! Hey, look over there while I sloooowllly walk away.
AWESOME Quantum Leap reference.
Helo: Now that we’ve got some time to kill, What’s your deepest, darkest secret?
The Chief: I HATE being chief… and I’ve always wanted to shave my head, that’d be cool.
The Chief: Why do I suddenly crave kimchi?
Original Series Adama: I think I just poughkeepsied my pants!
Hot Dog: CRAAAAAAAAAP, I think I broke the Spinny Ship… Adama aint gonna be happy *scratches his rash".
Colonial Maintenance Training Manual, Chapter 12, page 12: Here we have an example of what happens when the local “poo barge”, as they are known throughout the fleet, gets requisitioned by the military and can no longer make scheduled pickups.
HELO: catches a whiff of something foul Oh, for the love of the GODS, Starbuck! That’s just inhuman.
Starbuck: What?! It wasn’t me!
BOOMER: Snickers
Another one for fellow Leapers.
Ziggy is 92.666% sure that you’re here to reveal the final Cylon.
Very nice! I loved Quantum Leap.
Awesome…
“Rutabaga! Rutabaga! The safe word is Rutabaga!”
“I think this eye exam is going south somehow. AL GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRE!!!”
“What? You mean that skeevy old fart’s going to box me? Sonuva… Knew I should’ve kept that chakram…”
nice xena ref XD
i second that racetrack striptease… nice one icebox
Hey, I couldn’t help myself. That male nurse was cute, so I pinched his butt. I promise I won’t happen again. So would SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THESE FRAKKING RESTRAINTS OFF ME!!!
I don’t think those restraints are stopping her from pinching anyone’s butt 
[b]COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU IN THIS CYCLE OF THE APOCALYPSE:
THE EXORCIST, Part XIV
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“The power of Baltar compels you! The power of Baltar compels you!”