“Umm, no way, dude. I quit.”
Is this in my contract?
“Uh…YOU smell it.”
“Hmmm… Hey, Larry? You think we got enough here to clone another Starbuck?”
“Well, Jake here doesn’t seem to think so.”
“Damn. Better start praying.”
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“I don’t have to smell it to tell you that the Chief’s $#it doesn’t stink!”
Oh no, not again.
I see dead people.
I really should Tweet this.
Dumb bastard… should’ve just listened to Ripley. But noooo. We’ll see who’s still alive when this is over.
Yes, yes…excellent. My plan is coming to fruition!!
I take it back, hanging out with Blofeldt wasn’t that bad!
Oh dude! For frak’s sake, put your pants back on!
It’s so pathetic that you humans think you’re superior to us. Haven’t you noticed that we just sleep in the sun all day while you suckers work your “tails” off? And you don’t even have tails. Losers.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ!! How long do have to share this basement with Shatner. Come on, Thot. Let me upstairs!!
“Game over, man! GAME OVER!!!”
Oh my God. He had the can opener.
Is his leg SUPPOSED to bend like that?
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. F-F-F-F-F-F
“My god, it’s full of stars”.