You’re German. Aren’t you always drunk? 
Haven’t you heard? I’m a Jerseyian. And stop spouting stereotypes about Germans or someone’s gonna throw a beer bottle over the Atlantic that’s gonna hit your head.
Oh. In that case, you’re definitely drunk all the time. 
And stop spouting stereotypes about Germans or someone’s gonna throw a beer bottle over the Atlantic that’s gonna hit your head.
Are you suggesting that beer bottles migrate?
A straight line (“as the beer bottle flies”) from Germany to here passes right through New Jersey. Interesting. :rolleyes:
they could be carried by a swallow.
Maybe if it’s Grolsch. It could grip it by the swing-top cap.
Six: “Don’t touch her, Gaius! Here, let me suck out the cancer.”
Drool I love the cleavage in that shot.
Gauis: And another thing Madam President…Six here…can suck the chrome off a viper at ten paces, in under a minute. This is but a small demonstration of her skills…
Ha, my maple syrup bottle in the fridge has a swing-top cap.
African or European?
Do they swallow differently?
I hear Boomer can suck the color out of a marble.
It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound beer bottle.
according to wiki, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow must beat it’s wings 43 times every second.
Well, sure, an African swallow does, but African swallows are non-migratory… wait, suppose two swallows carried it together?
No, they’d have to hold it on a line.
Oh, excellent idea!. And simple! They’d just use a strand of creeper!
Listen, strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government…oh, never mind …:mad:
Do they have huge… tracts of land?