cos he’s holding the little pinging stick used to play the xylaphone?
see, i’m smart!
Starbuck: “All this time I thought Gaeta was the final Cylon…”
Helo: “Yep, turns out hes just a pinata" Athena: "Lets go shoot hime some more!”
Oh. I could have gotten there on my own if only I had thought hard enough.
[beavisandbutthead]heh heh…GR said “hard”…heh heh[/beavisandbutthead] :eek:
OK…how about THIS one:
“I’m no expert at translation, but I think it says it is our destiny to be boned at the Eye of Jupiter.”
“Hey, check it out, I made a lollipop out of Tigh’s eye…think he will like it?”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO those are EVIL malletts, too hard, very bad for the 'phone. My school has one of the niceest xlyphones you can buy, and im incredibly anal about what malets are used to play it.
Relax Boxy…it was just an example to help GR make the connection…not meant to portray the best mallet in the world. Breathe in, breathe out…relax…deep breaths. There. Now feel better?
“Funny you should mention xylophone mallets. This one time, at band camp…” :eek:
“I have a rash that looks just like that.”
I like this one.
And it is threads like these that make me wish I were funnier. Alas.
Last time I was this close to one of these, I was giving my daggit worm medicine.
the hub’s desk- He’s a major Res-Hed!
Would it be impolite to ask how many ears you have?
Helo: too late, doc cottle got all the candy already.
Chief: “If only I could decipher what this ancient symbol means…”
Callie: “Oh my gods! They have Target stores even on Earth! Wait till I tell Starbuck!”
wait till starbuck finds out about starbucks!
It’s hard to reply when you’re stuck in the middle…
“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
“Al, why haven’t I leaped yet?”
“You know, I actually kinda like the smell of cabbage.”
Lee: “So how do we decide who gets to be with Stabuck?”
Anders: “We have a sweating contest.”
