Apollo: “Someone ate the last jelly dount! Who would do such a thing!”
Starbuck: “Uhh…”
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The 2nd place finisher on “Top Chef”
Cain: I want the walls to have a faux finish. It would look nice with the window treatment I’ve picked out.
Cain: There’s nothing to worry about, Fiske. Dr. Shaw and I are the best plastic surgeons in the galaxy. As you can see here on your x-ray, we plan to do a tummy tuck here, reduce your jowls here, and a breast size reduction on you here and here.
Oh, I’d let Doktor Shaw take my temperature!
Apollo: What the Frak! I thot the name of the episode was going to be “Harbinger of Death”?
Shaw: It was Sciffy’s idea. Gillette is a major advertiser, and they wanted the name changed to “Razor”.
Starbuck: No frakin’ way! Gillette razors suck. I just cut myself shaving with one this morning!
The cylons have a Death Star? We are so frakked!
All day long I’ve walked around with nothing on underneath this apron and no one even noticed 
Ok I have to ask, what is KotOR? Since I don’t know what it is, so the reference was unintentional! But I’m glad you thought it was awesome. 
Hello? God? It’s me: Six.
OMG HILLARIOUS. ALMOST PEED MYSELF. Bravo!!!
My eyes are up here, Gaius!
Cylon Centurion Capt. “Sir Are you sure they won’t think we copied Darth Vader’s Death Star?”
Cylon Centurion General: " yes, their laser was green"
vwoom vwoom
I promise I will not do it again.
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What size batteries did I need again?
Lee: Kara we are serioulsy frakked! we can’t fight all these.
Starbuck: Dont be a woosy Lee. Fight 'em till we cant.
Lee: You are beyond insane!!!
The Rash takes another victim
That’s just wrong. 
ROTFL
I don’t care if it’s wrong. That is hilarious.
so say we all.