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“I know your upset but the turkey is really dry…”
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Well, I am glad I am not wearing pants after seeing this!
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“I should have gotten the call sign ‘Landing Strip’”
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Lee: “I know you are but what am I?”
[QUOTE=Chicken Pie Cylon;52481]
“You know you want the time share in Aspen! Sign it Dammit!”
Frakkin Rash ! I’m gonna kill Topgun.
Leoben : “psst… the hollandaise you just ate… wasn’t hollandaise”
Starbuck : “!”
I’m not sure I need to quote this one… and even if I did, I’m not sure I’m prepared to go there.
Tigh : Hey everyone, I’m ole’ grampa goo! “mmm nmmm harbinger of death mnnnn get off my lawn pesky kids”
“Sorry, Barb!”
Leoben: “Kill me if you want, but I’ll have the last laugh when you have to clean the inside of the airlock window! hahahahahahahahahahaha!”
Baltar: “Lords of Calgon, take me away!”
Tigh: “Go ahead, Starbuck. Plenty of room in this lap for two.”
Leoben: “If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?”
Starbuck: “Why are the controls all sticky? Hotdog, you motherfrakker! Have you been using my Viper again???”
That’s why we loved her. 
As I was telling Keara when the original story broke, every stoner I ever knew talked about making a bong from a skull. It’s just that most of us were too lazy for all the back-breaking labor of actually obtaining one.
Them. I meant them, not us. 
LOL That’s awesome.
Six (to herself): “It’s OK, Simon’s a great doctor. Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. No, it’s Gina now. Gina. You can do this. No one can tell. As long as I keep taking the hormones, no one can tell.”
Starbuck: “Was it Béarnaise? Beurre blanc? I know I’ve tasted it before, but I just can’t quite place it. Please! I must have the recipe!”
Tyrol’s early attempts at shaving his head were less than successful.
Tigh:“I’d give my right eye for some whiskey right about now.”
Gaeta: “I love that table, but a white couch? Seriously? One drop of Merlot, and it’s ruined.”
Frakin’ centurions mixed up my laundry with the 8’s again.
Cain: “I can see that spoon on your forehead! I knew it all along! I’m surrounded by Cardassian spies!”
The Kiwi Spoon?
when did this thread get sublet to the gutter thread?
BWAAHAAA!!!
We are the Gutter Thread. Your threads will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.