I was going more for a mime look, not the joker, but here ya go…
Leoben : Dis episode of Sesame Street brought to you by Number 5 and Letter C…C for COOKIE NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Kendra Shaw : So like I told Becky, I siad GAAH, he is like way tool old for you and junk, and Becky said…
Cain : Ferah outta the academy, they said…easy to mold, they said…follow orders without question, they said
Baltar : ugh…all these meetings! I just wish the Cylons would show up and shut everyone up!
Felix: (Thinking to himself)… Another speech by the old man…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dualla: (Thinking to herself)… Dontlookatleedontlookatleedontlookatlee
Apollo: (Thinking to himself)…cue stunning/interested look. This’ll get Audras attention! Giggedy!
The removal of the Centurion Inhibitor Chip had further-reaching ramifications than originally thought…
“A pledge pin ? On your uniform ?!”
Leoben : Talk to the hand sister, 'cuz the booty is off duty.
Kendra Shaw : Lt. Kendra Shaw reporting for duty, Admiral.
Cain : Shaw, help me out. #14 Across: "A 13 letter word that rhymes with “brothersmacker”
Baltar : <sigh> The girl on the left wants to do me. The girl on the right wants to do me. And I’m sensing that some of the chicks at the table back there are a little randy too. Hmmm…I better check my email. I remember seeing an email with an ad for discount Viagra the other day.
Ha Ha!!! This one made me laugh out loud.
Another boring progress report. How come I never get anything exciting to sign ?!
NICE!!!:D:D
Baltar: Gods, this job is soo boring. Somebody please put a gun to my head and shoot me.
excellent!!!
This made my day. Leoben’s booty is off duty… hahaha
That totally needs to be his Twitter status
Previously on Battlestar 10,000 B.C.
Tigh: Hey hey Starbuck…You’ve been around the block a few times…She’s so drunk…You want a turn with her?
Leoben: It’s people…Soilent green…is…people.
What the frak? I paid 49.99 to get in to the park… I waited 3 hours in line… For what…A crummy 3 minute simulator ride… Frak me!
(12 Flags over Galactica)
Simon: [thinking] YES! I get to do something! Ok, ok, dont blow this Simon or else you will be out back scooping raider brains. Stand…stare…stare some more. Oh yeah, Im so frakin awesome.
Bahahahahahaha! Amen. That Ellen, she was a slutty whore, wasn’t she?
Frakkin’ Lumbergh! I don’t care what he says, I’m not going to do another TPS report for the rest of my godsdamn life.
the other cylons watched with mixed reaction as Doral tried out the new bong he made out of Baltar’s head.
Hurry it up leutenant, After I’m done with this gig I gotta fly a bunch of crash survivors back from an island.
I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you.