Wednesday, 15 September 2010
10 PM Eastern - 7 PM Pacific
“You put the beef on the grill. Hit the button, then it beeps.
You flip the beef. Hit the other button, then it beeps.
You put it on the bun… There’s not a button for that.”
“Please continue the story of failure.”
“I hear it daily.”
“For the rest of your life.” :eek:
This episode never gets any respect, but I love it.
Anyone who’s ever worked a soul-deadening job can relate.
I love the slaughterhouse video. 
Yes, yes I do relate…
That’s a really big break room for a small fast food place.
You can always see the cold, dead eyes in drive-thru windows and retail counters. :eek:
I gotta say, the ingredients look remarkably fresh for fast food.
“You’re funny. You better stop that.”
“Levity is the time thief that picks the pocket of the company.” :eek:
“You hit so many buttons, it’s like Buttonpalooza.”
Ah, I recall the free work meal.
I delivered pizza in college. After a while, I was so sick of pizza that the smell made me gag.
“We’re here to support your subsistance level employment.”
“We’re here to support your subsistence-level employment. Bravo!”
“…and cut way back on the cat.”
“CAT???”
“Just kidding. Probably.”
Good sweater, Spike. 
So few of the vampires in this show have any sense of long-term financial planning. :rolleyes:
“But I don’t know how to grill.”
“Just think: this is the last day you’ll be able to say that.” :eek:
“Variety is the spice of bad.”
“You want to look inside my ears?” :eek: :eek: :eek:
“I couldn’t hear. I went to the doctor. He said my ear was plugged with grease.”