Xander with his “I’m bitter that Buffy left us, so I’m gonna act all sarcastic and whiny” attitude. It’s annoying… get over it. He needs to get slapped down a little bit.
I have some frozen ones in my freezer!! Well they are the Jamican Spicy Beef Paddies but essentially the same. Come on over and ill heat one ups for ya…
“Get behind” in reference to stick-meat…
You might want to rethink that. 
And the lucky bastard has Carisma Carpenter crawling all over him too.
Jeolous much? YOU BET!
I’m trying.
Oh and it looks just like giving up!
Even corn dogs are not safe from the gutter
What? No way. There’s nothing homoerotic about a warm and pillow shaft of meat. I like walking around swinging a few, just for fun.
“Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead. Americans!” 
Hmm Willows necklace is starting to get to the rainbow side…foreshadowing???
Hey a shaun of the Dead moment…
Dammit, that’s the best part! Gnawing the batter off the popsickle stick at the bottom of the dog…whoever did this must pay!
Joyce, Xander, Willow… all you whores getting on Buffy’s case, cut it out. All of you shut the hell up before I come over there and cut you up.
And Giles shows his Ripper skills and Cordilia shows her tact skills.
You’re referring to when she becomes a leprechaun in Season 8?
“No, not vampires.”
I’m assuming Buffy’s house is insured.
“What happens if they get in?”
“I’m thinking we die.”
“Generally speaking, when scary things get scared, not good.”
yup…next season we get the cloves. then in season 5 we get the clovers…and have to wait till season 7 for the blue moons
Joyce sprang for the “Demons and Undead” rider in section 3B.
Oz: Nevermind.
I miss Oz.