BSG Spin-Offs That Should Never Happen

Television, Movies Games and Books BSG-2003
#1

  1. The Adventures of Cindy Centurion! Cindy is a young feisty centurion, and she and her friend on the basestar have wacky adventures across the galaxy! You can tell which one is Cindy because she has a bow on her head.

  2. Good Eats with Romo Lampkin.

  3. Animal Planet with Lee Adama.

  4. Gospel Hour with Baltar, Starbuck, and It.

  5. Touched by an Angel.

#2

Actually I’d watch 3 :slight_smile: Here are some more possibilities.

  1. The Good Relationship guide with Ellen and Saul Tigh.

  2. Palaeolithic Farming with Gauis Baltar.

  3. How To Win Friends and Influence People with Gauis Baltar.

  4. Democracy Hour with Tom Zarek.

  5. Advances in Science and Technology with Lee and Bill Adama.

  6. I Robot wtih Caprica Six, or Aye, Robot, with Galen McTyrol.

That’s enough shows, Ed.

#3

Sham-Wow informercial with Admiral Adama.

He demonstrates how the Sham-Wow can absord twenty time it’s weight in liquids (blood, tears, puke).

#4

  1. The Health Report with Sherman Cottle, M.D.

  2. Zero-G Spellunking with Calandra Tyrol

  3. The NRA Hour with Anastasia Dualla (okay, that’s enough from me…)

#5

  1. I’m OK, You’re OK, with your host, John Cavill.

  2. Stop Smoking in 30 Days! infommercial with Doc Cottle.

  3. The Power of 1000 Suns: Building Trust, with your hostess Tory Foster.

#6

  1. Roughin’ It - a new reality series following a plucky and naive group of settlers who give up technology and must survive on their wits and skills. Who will make it? Who will be eaten by bears?

  2. My Best Friend - a brave little girl and her newly domesticated wolf

I’d watch the Apollo Animal Planet, too.

#7
  1. Understanding Your Dreams - call in show hosted by Laura Roslin, Leoben, and their psychic friends
#8
  1. Celebrity Pyramid Showdown – Starbuck, Tigh, and Louanne Katraine duke it out for a million cubit grand prize!
#9

Good Eats, ha!
Every episode begins and ends with him taking off and putting on his glasses.

  1. Q-Span - 24 hour Quorum channel.
#10

q-span. sounds like it would be a trek episode.

#11

The Q from the Q has the Q.
Thank you Q, Q wants the Q to Q the Q with the Q and Q.
Q, Q, Q, Q cannot Q the Q like Q would like to Q.

so confusing.
@-@

#12

Galactica Babies

Staring: Lil’ Adama, Lil’ Roslin, Lil’ Six, Lil’ Gaius

#13

How sad, a child with cancer.
:frowning:

#14

  1. Jake and the Lawyerman

  2. Gaeta’s Island

  3. Eight 8s is Enough

  4. PMS: Ellen Tigh

  5. 6 in the City

#15

3rd Rock from the . . . oh, scratch that!

  1. Perfect Tanning with Anders

  2. Perfect Grilling with Anders

  3. Sports commentary with Anders: "When you have good players playing good pyramid that’s when you know you’re watching good players playing good pyramid. That’s what good pyramid is all about!

  4. Feeling Better in Days with Starbuck

  5. Exploring with Hera (only one ep–got eaten by bears)

That’s enough

#16

The Amazing Race

11 teams of 2, with pre-existing relationships, race around the world for one million dollars.

  • Helo and Athena, human husband and cylon wife. Can these two kids work it out? Did Hera run away with the bears again?

  • Hot Dog and Nicky, estranged father and son. Will Nicky call him dad? Will the rash get in the way of the race?

  • Adama and Lee, father and son. Can Lee tear his dad away from the cabin? Can Adama get Lee to cut his hair?

  • Romo and Hoshi, co-workers. Can they work together under all that sexual tension?

  • Tigh and Ellen, husband and wife with the longest relationship, like, ever. Can they tone down the drinking, and not let Adama get in the way? Will they end up at a strip club instead?

  • Head Six and Head Baltar, co-worker angels? What the hell are they, anyway? I bet they can get loads of really good cab drivers.

  • Caprica and Baltar, newlyweds. Can Baltar’s keen sense of farming be a strength in the race, or will he get distracted by local females?

  • Anders and Galactica, BFFs. Will they follow the instructions and go to India instead of the Sun?

  • Tyrol and … Aw. The Chief is disqualified, because he hates people and cylons, and couldn’t find a teammate.

  • Starbuck 1.0 and Starbuck 2.0, same person. 1.0 will insist on a suicide mission, whereas 2.0 can lead them anywhere, apparently.

  • Leoben and Daniel, estranged brothers. Can Daniel deal with Leoben’s obsession with his daughter?

Host, Cavil. He’d be at the pit stop, which makes it pretty difficult for the teams to actually want to get to it.

Hm. I’ve spent way too much time on a joke that’s not really funny. Apologies.

#17

these might be show i’d actually watch but others may not…

  1. Talk sex with Ellen
  2. 3’s Company with Guis Baltar, 3, 6 and Cavil as the Mr. Roper
  3. Gray’s Anatomy with Laura Roslin

wait… i think that last one was just on tv…

#18

Hybrid plant gardening with the Basestar hybrid chick

  1. Olympic high jump coverage with the Basestar hybrid chick. Keeps saying “Jump!” at inopportune moments for the athletes.

  2. New Erf Gladiators hosted and fought by Centurions. Slogan: “Say ‘Please’ one more time! I dare you! Say ‘Please’ one more time! I motherfrakkin’ dare you!”

  3. Flint-making with Helo: “I’LL teach YOU to HUNT!”

  4. HE-Lo: Masters of the Universe

#19

Well, you missed Skulls and Racetrack. Granted, they would win…

#20
  1. Simon and Simon and Simon…