Awwww, craaaap. And I was just beginning to like this place. Oh well. Can we take the Scarlett Johansson construct with us? starts packing cases of Dr. Pepper
yes obviously
we’re also taking Emma Watson 
i know it’s blasphemy, but i can’t stand the taste of Dr. Pepper. Though for Emma Watson I am willing to drink a box of Dr. Pepper a day…
lets get hans through the joining then
you will be required to drink dr pepper from our joining cup (its really a mug I stole from starbucks but we’re calling it sacred for these purposes)
do you consent to the joining?
Consider your answer carefully friend, there can be no second thoughts because my mom is going to be home in like 15 minutes and I’ll have to do chores.
did you tell her to get the cool ranch instead of the regular doritos this time?
He was fired after being in ‘An American Werewolf in London’ because of the nudity… My how things have changed!
UGH! It’s soooo unfair.