Barge of Poo (A Juan Drew Musical Production)

Television, Movies Games and Books BSG-2003
#1

Okay, so a couple things to know about this one:

  1. Based off “Whole New World” from the movie “Aladdin”
  2. Wrote this during 4.0, around when Kara takes off for the basestar.
  3. I had approached a couple people to do the female part of this, but due to schedules not ever lining up I wound up recording it myself and, using Garage Band, changed my voice into something more feminine. It doesn’t sound bad per se, but I’m nevertheless sorry to have to subject you to that :smiley:

Here ya go:
http://rantingtech.com/files/BargeofPoo.mp3

As always, comments are appreciated.

This one’s for you Emily! (She’s been bugging me for months to finish it)

#2

Wow. Just wow.

Can you post lyrics?

#3

Just listened to this one too. Wow, another awesome one.
I was just about to ask you who the female vocal is, but then I went back and read your post—so I guess you had me fooled!

Excellent.

#4

You did it, David. I truly just had to spit my coffee into the sink. And I mean really, honestly.

LOLOL. My shoulders are shaking. Good job!! :smiley:

#5

I still haven’t finished listening. I’ve been trying all morning. I can’t get past “I can show you the way…” I keep having to pause cuz I can’t breathe. With no oxygen to the brain…well you know you kinda need that.

OMFGs!!!

“A sweaty place for hauling poo”

gaffaw

#6

Sure: (It’s a duet between Leoben and Starbuck if anyone hadn’t figured that out)

Leoben:
I can show you the way,
a shining, shimmering basestar
tell me, Starbuck, now when did you last give a frak inside?

I can open your mind,
take the paintbrush and paint it.
Come with me and the hybrid chick will keep your dreams alive.

Now on the barge, a sweaty place for hauling poo.
Your crew is saying no, even Helo, but why is Gaeta screaming?

Starbuck:
It’s my poo barge,
I know my orders scare the crew,
but there’s a way out here, it was crystal clear,
but now I’m on this barge that’s full of poo (Leoben: Why’d it have to be a barge of poo?)

Unbelievable, Sam!
Why freak out and shoot Felix?
Rather wish it was Seelix, at least she would not have cried.

Bring Sharon too (Leoben: As if we don’t have an eight)
Let’s take the raptor, leave the crew (Leoben: Helo won’t wait much longer)
Now I have the basestar, it won’t go far
So let’s go back and make the people see
The fleet will be so surprised (Leoben: A barge of poo,)
Let us jump in together (Leoben: even Centurions smell it too)

Both:
Spin up the F-T-L
Oh what the hell
Where the frak is that old barge of poo?

Leoben: (Starbuck: )
A barge of poo (A barge of poo)
It’s so slimy (It’s so slimy)
For Kara Thrace (a crazy place)

Both:
We’re so sweaty.

#7

That was amazing. Kudos!