Oh god [strike]German[/strike] New Jersian porn stereotypes incoming
“Mom? If you were in a German Scheiße video, you’d tell me, right?” 
Fortunately, our GR had nothing to do with Mrs. Cartman’s German videos. GR’s porno production company, “Cookie Monster Productions”, is based out of Hackensack, NJ.
isn’t it enough that Cookie Monster also eats fruit and vegetables? do you have to associate him with GR and his cookie proclivities?
Welcome, our newest member, Apollymy! Now you’re just like the rest of us!
Please join me in congratulating her on this joyous occasion.
I’m so proud! wipes away a tear
Congrats Apollymy !! A new OG !! Welcome to the herd !!
You have arrived, and the OG Alpaca welcomes you to your new position as a leader in world affairs. As an OG, you will soon find that your life is about to change. All will become easier. Doors will open for you. Respect and admiration shall be yours. You have ascended. Enjoy the fruits of your new position.
However, your OG tee is backordered 'till 2010. Sorry.
congratulazione, Apollymy!
Apollymy! Uh… it’s way to early for me to think of anything clever. Uh… Oh, like that Ohio slogan: “You put the ‘Oh!’ in ‘OG’!”
Have you ever explained what “Apollymy” means? Or is it classified?
Congrats!
Yea Apollymy!
Welcome ApolloMy!! Congratulations!!
Now may I ask you for the honor of your first dance as OG?
Yay Apollymy!! 
Congrats
Big Congradulations to ApollyMy!!!
May I also throw out a “Three Cheers” for the new king of the hill, frakkintalos!!!
That right, he is now the man that knows. I submit that we change IYKWIM to IYKWFM. 
I better start cracking the whip on myself, get busy posting or get busy dying. 
“Oh!” my!
Nope, Apollymy is no secret. I got it from the Dark-Hunter books by Sherrilyn Kenyon. (I spelled it wrong, unfortunately. It should be Apollymi.) In the books, Apollymi is the Atlantean goddess of Life, Death, and Wisdom. (and one crazy [sorry Barb]! (“Apollymi” is also greek for “chaos”.) I chose it for this forum because I wanted something greek-sounding like the call signs of some of our favorite BSG characters.
Aw, thanks, guys, for the warm welcome!
I’d be honored!
Thanks!
And: All hail, frakkintalos! Long may he reign! (Or, at least may he reign well until he is supplanted!)
Lovely! Thank you my Dear.
Now, promise you won’t let Solai cut in.
Because if he does, I’ll give him this look:
I promise, all of them, even Solai, will have to wait his turn.
…Unless Yorick says “cheezbairger” at me, then all bets are off.
How can you say such things!! You know how insanly jealous I get about Yorrick and his “cheezbairger” line!
Stop looking at him!
So, in this farce of ours, TFG, you’re Atherton and Solai’s captiain tightpants (as the avatars show)? I assume RMHPH is Badger, and Lady D is Kaylee? What’s left for me? Can I be Simon Tam? Must I be Sir Warrick? Or one of the cows?