The Gutter: It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the universe together.
I dont know about that, but it certanly penetrates us…IYKWIM
FT, did you see that? Wow. Boxy has only been an OG for a week or so, and he’s already mastered the “IYKWIM” move!! The Force is strong in this one. He may well be THE ONE that will bring balance to the Force.
Quick, lets bring him back to Corusant and have Yoda evaluate him.
Hmmm…That’s right your Qui-gon in this scenario so that makes me pompous Obi-wan. Alright how’s this sound?
FT: Another pathetic lifeform. Can’t we just ask him to clean the bunk and see how he fares that storm?
Good, good. Keep going…
No, no my padawan. I sense something in him … something powerful. But perhaps you’re right. Maybe we should not bring him before Yoda right away. His abilities to procrastinate may even exceed my own. And I’m a Procraster Master. If something should happen to me, and Yoda refuses to train him, you must do so.
"Hewwo Jedis. It’sa mee, your fwiend !! Meesah vewy vewy worweed about Boxy !
sound of lightsaber igniting pswwooosh bzzzzzzzz!
sound of lightsaber cleaving through aquatic mammal flesh zwwwwwwwwwth!
Thunk
momentary silence, followed by polite applause
FT- Well done, Qui-Gon.
Dear Mr. Lucas,
I know you are not opposed to the idea of going back to redoing/improving scenes from your Star Wars movies. With that in mind, I have a request. Please take Topgun’s scene as scripted above and re-release Phantom Menace with that new scene. For consistency sake, that will also mean removing Jar Jar scenes from all the movies, but you know it’s the right thing to do.
Love and Kisses,
-Thotfullguy
IYKWIM???Baltar
Welcome Default Prophet!
Another youngling joins the horde of misfits. Boxy’s busy in the alpaca stalls so you get to clean Pike’s lawn chair. Fluff the pillow, he likes that.
congrats, DP! 
I am not a man servant and I will do no such thing. I’m a young thundercat ready to pounce on injustice and evil and the bourgeoisie establishment inside this topic.
WHO’S WITH ME?!
Congratulations, DP!! My apologies to you. Topgun’s job it to bring out the White Alpaca in honor of your OG ascension. But he’s a bit slow today. Probably over in the Question’s Only Thread getting drunk. (Don’t ask.)
Whew! Sorry I’m late. Dropped a bottle of 40 year old scotch on the shag carpet, and accidentally lit it on fire when the Guitar Hero controller shorted out…Ok, the cat’s almost out now too…
CONGRATULATIONS DEFAULT PROPHET !!!
Our newest member !! Welcome to the OGs !!
What’s wrong with being a manservant? It was good enough for Bruce Lee.
I’m a young thundercat ready to pounce on injustice and evil and the bourgeoisie establishment inside this topic.
WHO’S WITH ME?!
Are tanks particularly vulnerable to red, chunky smears along their undersides? 
Our newest OG, DP, has dropped the gauntlet. As part of his ascension he created a thread called I may not have beat Boxy but I still have distinction.
Upon Pike’s request for all OGs to call into the podcast, deathbytray said
I think all OGs should call the GWC line and state your forum name followed by “I hate fairy princess time.” Maybe Chuck could add it to the outro.
It’d be funny too, if we didn’t tell Chuck about it… he’ll check the voicemail box next week, only to find that all these people left one message: “I hate fairy princess time.” No explanation. He’d be like, what the frak? Hehe.
Yes you should all do it. Mwahahahahahaha my distinction will be mine alone
CURSES
Bruce Lee was a punk. Yeah I said it. Krav Maga, Systema, MCMAP, other military martial arts >>>>>>>>>>>> Kung Fu. Yeah I said it.
And that man is an America standing up against Nazis. That’s an automatic +2 to badass. What you didn’t see directly after that image is him shooting that Nazi tanker in the face and then using that tank to take back Washington by his lonesome
Done. This could be a unique historical marker.
You know, I haven’t called in yet. Guess I have to take my turn. And yeah, let’s definitely not tell Chuck. He probably won’t play my call anyway. Bastard.