“Did you hear that? They called you ‘exotic’. That’s people-talk for awesome!”
“Press that red button.”
“Is it gonna kill everybody?”
“Press that BLUE button…”
Corinth is known for it’s leather!
Here’s link to Aisha Tyler’s (Lana) podcast (Girl on Guy) with Amber Nash (Pam) and Judy Greer (Cheryl).
Drunken Archer discussion ensues.
Good times, good times 
“I need access to a two inch drain, hot water, three GFCI outlets (this bathroom should do nicely) and a pot of coffee, just how I like my women: black, bitter, preferably fair trade. (Sniff) Oh, and your sauce needs less salt. Put two halves of a potato in with the sauce, it’ll absorb the salt. Oh, and I assume THAT’S our patient.”
“Not OURS, Krieger, yours.”
“…Thank you!”
Krieger: [as his mechanical robot hand chokes Cheryl] Oh, God! Sorry![He shuts the hand off]
Cheryl: What are you doing?!
Krieger: I thought you said “start slacking off.”
Cheryl: Not “slacking off”!
Season 2 is now up on Netflix Instant watch… which is good.
How good?
Sploosh worthy!!!
“Craisins?”
“Yes, I call them Cranbaisins.”
Cheryl and Pam: WUT! WUT!
Pam: inappropriate
I LOVE this show!
“You can’t control a person’s heart.”
“You can, with a little thing I like to call a deep cycle marine battery. Or LSD.”
Malory Archer: [to her chauffeur] “If I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere, I’d be a teacher.”
OB
“Astronaut training sucks ass! Literally! What’s the deal with all the enemas!?”
“Happy Cyril? YOU just destroyed Alderaan!”
- Sterling Archer
“a black astronaut, Cyril. That’s like killing a unicorn.”
-Sterling Archer
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“F***ing space sucks.” - Sterling Archer