What have I gotten myself into?
You better pray it wasn’t my Mother
“I see it’s currently empty.”
“Like my vagine!” 
I want to file a complaint about Conway. He touched my penis.
With what?
His penis
“This one seems kinda gay.”
“Maybe because our penises are touching.”
Where at?
Or do you mean where in the building?
What smells like shrimp?
I’m on ads if I need to pause for any reason…
Who am I? TRON?
Did you get any of that in the trash can?
No. I missed on purpose.
Secret Jew Santa! 
What are you? Deaf and racist?
Homeboy MacJewerson!
Who does Conway’s voice?
It’s… um… kinda sexy.
ETA: Coby Bell. Yeah, definitely sexy.
Call Kenny Logins because you’re in the Danger Zone!
(commercial time)
We are totally in sync
@Badger: I thot so too. Nice voice on that man.
“I’m fine! Just let me rinse off my moustache…” YUCK
“Let’s man-hug it.”
“Conway?”
“Yeah, buddy?”
“Are there more bad guys behind me?”
“Nope.”
“You dick.”
“Are there more bad guys behind me?”
“No.”