Here’s two of my favorites so far this year:
The One Ring Net: http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2013/04/01/70419-peter-jackson-to-begin-wearing-glasses-again/
And: http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2013/04/01/70409-press-release-disney-to-acquire-middle-earth-enterprises/
Thinkgeek: http://www.thinkgeek.com/ - They always have great “new” items. 
I love the programmable tattoo wand (moodINQ)!! I would totally buy that if it existed. 
Netflix has cheeky taste preference categories today - today only? Don’t worry these are not generated based on your viewing habits. One shown at random per log in I think. I got these…
[b]Movies and TV Shows About Seriously Pissed Off Wives
Movies Featuring an Epic Nicolas Cage meltdown
Reality TV About People With No Concept of Reality
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An homage to #NewCategories (not affiliated with Netflix) or public hashtag #newnetflixcategories which are funnier like…
Emotionally manipulative dark dramas featuring gratuitous sex scenes
Cry-yourself-to-sleep dysfunctional family movies to encourage ambivalence about reproducing
I sent my 5’ tall buddy a package containing a gnome giving him the middle finger and a book on how to survive a lawn gnome attack. I do this about once a year with a bit of variation. Last year I got back from Afghanistan and left one on his doorstep for him. He didnt even know I was in town yet.