Mark your calender, April 13, 2036. Apophis is coming.
If it does I will play the Goa’uld theme as the earth is being destroyed. Nobody will get it then either.
I’m sure Badgerspoon will schedule a frak party.
The calendar doesn’t allow events past the end of this year, or else I would. 
I wonder if Apophis is made of Naquadah. I sure hope that someone checks before they try to nuke it. :eek:
pfffft–we’ll already be transtalucindated by Dec. 2012…
…I’ve said too much :eek:
Sam Jackson should play him in the movie.
Johnny Five laugh
Dude, if it hits the Earth there won’t be any movie!
Well, have Solai schedule him for the final 'cast.
Maybe we can get Dick Clark to do a countdown for the big “ball drop”. :eek:
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfrakking roids in my motherfrakking space! Everyone stay down, I’m about to launch some frakking nukes.”
How many times did SG-1 kill Apophis? so where is Richard Dean Anderson when you need him?