From our old friends at FiveMinutes.net
Taking some time away from the event, Mr. Abrams himself was attending a matinée along with his wife. Abram’s hapless Lincoln, alas, was unattended in a nearby parking garage at the time of the incident. According to eyewitness accounts, a tall woman with pointy ears snuck up behind the unsuspecting Lincoln, fired once, and ran off shouting, “Sic semper retconnis! Vulcan is avenged!”