Abrams' Lincoln shot by Joan Wilkes, booth babe

From our old friends at FiveMinutes.net

Taking some time away from the event, Mr. Abrams himself was attending a matinée along with his wife. Abram’s hapless Lincoln, alas, was unattended in a nearby parking garage at the time of the incident. According to eyewitness accounts, a tall woman with pointy ears snuck up behind the unsuspecting Lincoln, fired once, and ran off shouting, “Sic semper retconnis! Vulcan is avenged!”

http://www.fiveminute.net/thisjustin/51.html

My head hurts just reading that. The puns be a flying in there.

Not sure how I feel about this one. I understand it’s all in fun. But if some crazed (or high) geek or need gets an idea from this, there could be trouble…

I think if that’s the kind of spark they need, they’ve already got it. Self-censorship just becomes censorship after a point.

You’re right. I’m being silly. I shouldn’t let the non-sci fi crazies of the world color my perceptions. Very difficult at times.