Paintball pops breast implants?
“We respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking,” says a statement on UK Paintball’s website.
"You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs and asked to sign a disclaimer.
I love how official and respectful that sounds, until the phrase “enhanced boobs”.
So I guess this means the Playboy Playmate paintball game is off?
I’ve never had a problem with 'em.
Paintballs or implants?
(BTW, Paintballs and Implants is going to be the name of my third comedy album)
well, now we know Alison Brie doesn’t have this problem, because in Modern Warfare, she took two directly on her right breast, one actually right on the nipple… (her words, not mine, she was talking about how the paintball guns were adjusted to not hurt so much but still bursts the paintball, but even with that reduced velocity, those thing still hurts like a mother…)
Either, I play paintball regulalry, and have been hit in the girls a LOT, and while it hurts it doesn’t damage the implants. I suppose if there were some faulty one it might bea problem, or a lady was running around completely free-boobing it… then yeah I guess it could rupture, but all painballers should have a few layers of protection, especially booby ones!
Alison said in the interviews that the paintball guns can be adjusted, and on higher settings they can actually penetrate clothes. so… maybe that’s what happened.
They can, but if you’re playing with higher powered markers then you should be wearing more armour, they aren’t toys and shouldn’t be used as such… also paintball guns arent toys either…
well, now we know Alison Brie doesn’t have this problem, because in Modern Warfare, she took two directly on her right breast, one actually right on the nipple… (her words, not mine, she was talking about how the paintball guns were adjusted to not hurt so much but still bursts the paintball, but even with that reduced velocity, those thing still hurts like a mother…)
If she need someone to check and make sure, I would be happy to help.
I am very good with massaging away bruises.
Dang … Trudy Campbell is HAWT!
me likey 
Pete Campbell doesn’t deserve Trudy, Trudy should be with Jeff Winger…
Britta should travel back in time and give Pete Campbell something to think about