Had a flick through the gutter, can’t see anything cookie related
Stupid sound card won’t let me listen to any audio on YouTube clips. sigh
Personal hair report: I like Famke’s hair in the last film. And Ms. Berry’s.
something’s happening in the food court–better call Mr Stevens
trust me sweetie, there are some things you’d rather not know
I just wanna say, Famke Janssen is, really, smoking hot.
Rent the DVD, then. Eddie Izzard’s Definite Article.
they didn’t cut away from that guy quickly enough–something dribbled
no, no! Mr Stevens got laid off!
[singsongy voice]Oh, Lord Vader!!! Where are you?[/sinsongy voice]
See, more Professor X, deciding what’s good for everyone. He literally took over everyone in that food court. And this is supposed to be a “good guy”?
Sean is totally right. 
Probably! Still, I’ll bookmark it so I can listen to it at uni
So sorry, Cack! Basically it’s an Eddie Izzard bit about the Death Star cafeteria.
But there must’ve been a Death Star canteen, yeah? There must’ve been a cafeteria downstairs, in between battles, where Darth Vader could just chill and go down:
Darth Vader: I will have the penne all’arrabbiata.
Canteen Worker: You’ll need a tray.
Darth Vader: Do you know who I am?
Canteen Worker: Do you know who I am?
Darth Vader: This is not a game of who the fuck are you. For I am Vader, Darth Vader, Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought.
Canteen Worker: Well, you’ll still need a tray.
Darth Vader: No, I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force, for which is strong within me. Even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor.
Canteen Worker: No, the food is hot. You’ll need a tray to put the food on.
Darth Vader: Oh, I see the food is hot. I’m sorry. I did not realise. Ha ha ha ha … oh … tray for the … yes. I thought you were challenging me for the fight to the death.
Canteen Worker: A fight to the death? This is a canteen, I work here.
Darth Vader: Yes, but I am Vader. I am Lord Vader? Everyone challenges me to a fight to the death. Lord Vader? Darth Vader, I’m Darth Vader. Sir Lord Vader? Sir Lord Darth Vader? Lord Darth Sir Lord, Lord Vader of Cheem? Sir Lord Baron Von Vader Ham? The Death Star. I run the Death Star.
Canteen Worker: What’s the Death Star?
Darth Vader: This is the Death Star! You’re in the Death Star! I run this star!
Canteen Worker: This is a star?
Darth Vader: This is a fucking star! I run it! I’m your boss.
Canteen Worker: You’re Mr. Stevens?
Darth Vader: No, I’m … who is Mr. Stevens?
Canteen Worker: He’s Head of Catering.
Darth Vader: I’m not Head of Catering! I am Vader, I can kill catering with a thought.
Canteen Worker: Wha’?
Darth Vader: I can kill you all! I can kill me with a thought! Just … fine, I’ll get a tray, fuck it. This one’s wet, and this one’s wet and this one’s wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. Did you dry these in a rainforest? Why, with the power of the Death Star do we not have a tray that is fucking dry? I do not … no, no, no! I was here first!
Other guy: You have to form a queue if you want food. Can I have, uh … ooo, penne all’arrabbiata. That’d be very nice.
Darth Vader: No, no, no! Do you know who I am?
Canteen Worker: That’s Jeff Vader that is!
Darth Vader: I am not Jeff Vader, I am Darth Vader.
Other guy: What? Jeff Vader runs the Death Star?
Darth Vader: No, Jeff … no, I run the Death Star.
Other guy: You Jeff Vader?
Darth Vader: No, I’m Darth Vader.
Other guy: Are you his brother? Could you get his autograph?
Darth Vader: I can’t get his … no, I’m Jeff … all right, I’m Jeff Vader! I’m Jeff Vader!
Other guy: Could I have your autograph?
Darth Vader: No, fuck off or I’ll kill you with a tray! Give me penne all’arrabbiata or you shall die! And you and everyone in this canteen! Death by tray it shall be!
Canteen Worker: Whoooo. Do you want peas with that?
Darth Vader: Peas! You don’t have peas! You can’t put in right in … you can’t put …it doesn’t work with penne! Unless you push 'em up the penne tubes and then it’d be weird! Oh, all right! Put some peas in.
Hence DBT’s name.
One of my favorite Eddie bits! You’ll love it!
She’s much hotter in the next movie. Often with actual smoke. 
Ugh. Knuckle-cracking is soooo annoying.
So, he didn’t stop the time or anything, right? He just simply took over everyone’s brain in the food court and the put them on hold?
so is senator dr death still an impostor?
Ice melting.
It’s Mystique.
That is so cool!! Still learning all the nuances of the forum
the izzard? DEFINTELY worth watching, but skip investigating the cookie