When Harry Met Sally Frak Party, 12/22 Monday, 10PM ET

Harry’s got the ‘Taxi Driver’ jacket on. Never noticed that before and it’s totally unrelated.

This 4-way phone convo is GENIUS. Such good dialogue and direction.

That fugly bed of Jess and Marie’s-- ever wonder what happened to it after the film wrapped? Well, I can tell you. My friend who lives two blocks away is sleeping in it right now. One of her college profs knew the propmaster and inherited it, eventually passing it on to my Rob Reiner-adoring pal.

“no one I know would call at this hour”–i use that one often

That’s when we discover Sally’s dark secret… cue crying game music

it’s like a quartet in a musical

Wow. That is great. Is it sectioned off and do they sell tickets? Re-enact the scene for a profit?

Then I know where we’re making a photo-op detour to if you ever host a frakk party !

do you know anyone who doesn’t know the definition of “your basic nightmare”?

the feeling they have of “this was a mistake” is also incredibly, painfully accurate

ugh, worst feeling in the entire universe

You know I was thinking that one time while watching. He slept with his best friend. Since he treats women like objects it’s got to feel pretty weird.

I should suggest this. I’ll play Sally, her roommate can play Jess, she’ll be Marie. We’d still need a Harry. Good thing she has a cat.

I could probably arrange that

Absolutely. It’s a trick that works so well here because all for of them have such impeccable timing with one another.

the dog logic doesn’t work. he should be the dog

and once again, let’s hear it for Jess the D-bag

It’s not that he doesn’t realize that what he’s saying is hurtful and cold… but when a guy made a mistake like that, it’s often easier to be an asshole than it is to be truthful about our feelings. It’s a defense mechanism.

I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying it is.

See I make an arse of myself alot. But when it comes to feelings of the heart, I’m direct. I hate games. I’m strong enough to be vulnerable when so much is on the line.

Wow, mechanical Dick Clark substitute hasn’t changed one bit in over 30 years!

I think Harry knows that and it secretly amuses him.

His face as she says, “Is one of us supposed to be a dog?” always reminds me of Max from How the Grinch Stole Christmas:

no, I mean he’s the one who thinks three weeks is a really long time, like a dog thinks a year is a really long time, so he should be the dog in this scenario

and hey, who wouldn’t be satisfied with a new year’s kiss from Jess?