someone needs some aloe
“Are you kidding me? It’s all I’ll think about, ever again.” :eek:
“You just rationalized away all need for law enforcement!”
“I don’t know what that means, exactly, but you gotta stop them gub’ment folks up there!” 
Ah, Jason. Just love you. 
oh my Crom, it’s a vampire intervention
nicely done Hoyt!!! Excellent
Interventions only work if you care about not losing the people involved.
“Cross me, and you’re a dead man.” :eek:
“…tits on a turtle…”
pleasestakehimpleasestakehimpleasestakehimpleasestakehim
Hmm, vampires can come back? :eek:
OMGs, Sookie! That was just mean! :eek:
ok–that was some cold blooded stuff right there :eek:
Particularly the creepy little laugh. :eek:
Uncle-Daddy Calvin?? :eek:
“Here you go, Uncle-Daddy Calvin.” :eek:
wow…ok…WTF??? :eek:
Apparently Calvin was a fairly major and much different character in the books.
I guess not in the show, though. :eek:
Uh, OK…?
That was weird, even for him.
The DEAgent is pretty ripped for an older guy.
Alan Ball must have picked him out in person.
Aw, Jason got his own family of redneck shapeshifters. :rolleyes: