He is persistent…
damn right…dont tip Arlene…
ok—when I girl says “Im real excited to have babies”…it’s not a good sign…
oh…
hell…
no…
Vampire fake cryin
He’s a bit melodramatic. A bit.
Not doing anything at all to dispell my notion that vampires are really just really big old kids…
are NOT 
Hard not to look at him.
Cooter, you made a big mistake. :eek:
OK, what’s the deal with this girl? Vamp? Shifter? Witch? Ghost?
ETA: Succubus??? :eek:
I think shifter…
“I own him, head to tail!”
Somehow, I think he means that somewhat more literally than Sam is taking it.
ummm—is sex with Tara THAT good? Or is he THAT lame?
“We need to talk.”
“Don’t say that. Women say that, I go black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.” 
ok–Tara as a Vamp might be kinda cool
Japanese Vampire erotica…
…it like something you want to see…then immeadiately regret doing so
Considering how insane human Japanese porn is, the vampire stuff would probably make the backwards head sex look tame. :eek:
Holy craaap! Eric was Beowulf! :eek:
Nah, probably not. :rolleyes:
Aw. Poor Eric. 
mother frakker killed his folks…
Eric will not be pleased