Can I be the first to say-“why not both?”
(it’s male fantasy, we can keep dreaming up and up!)
You’re a gurl what do YOU know?!
=P
Sounds like one too.
“Don’t ask me questions my father is the head of the neighborhood watch!”
/snort
“We must find Ladiesman217.” 
Oh we are SO not going there… 
Bumblebee is trying to summon Batman?
“Mojo, I love you.” smile
Why did he go for the Nick Nolte mugshot look?
He really does look like a metal gremlin.
Poor kid if that’s the best pic of himself he’s got…
So why is the analyst that detected the hack, not involved in the meeting?
The ladies can’t resist. 
I’m the Gomdarn Bat-lebee!
This makes Shia Robin, right? And Meagan Fox is Spoiler?
“You eyeballin my piece fitty cent?”
…“are you on drugs?”
Man I like Shia I don’t care what people say, dude is funny
Because she’s just a girl. Duh.
I keed! I keed!
Why doesn’t his dad say anything when the cop gets in the face of his child? I would be all over that cop. And I’d be in jail but y’know.
Cause it’s the military and the dude that says “Her team” was in charge of her team so he took credit
That was good timing.
I love this Vulcan scene!
These giant frickin robots are scary.