I love Bumble Bee transforming back into a car.
“Message from Star Fleet.” 
Watch out for the drive shaft!
Really - come sit in my lap because I have the only seat belt
Whoa! We’re now watching a car commercial. Oh wait Bay used to film commercials. Ouch. Sorry.
I love the Kill Bill music when Bumble Bee upgrades.
This scene, all the way up to the “My name is Optimus Prime.” line is my favorite part of the movie.
The music where the other autobots arive is great.
Agreed! I have goosebumps!
I especially love the little girl!
Autobot arrival is da bomb
Al Gore is working with the Autobots?
Excuse me, are you the toothfairy?
“Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?”
Optimus Prime takes a really long time to transform.
He was just showing off there. 
How is this an interrogation? Donuts.
Whoa! Sam’s parents like the wine. Did you see those glasses?
“No! Don’t talk to me! Criminal don’t talk to me!”
“This thing is wicked” <—bad line